Baldish Dudes: Please, Just Shave Your Heads

By: Kate Sullivan
Allure
December 8, 2014

“While watching a major sporting event this weekend, I could barely focus on the action on the field because of what was happening on the star player’s head. He’s young and smolderingly hot, and yet his thinning hair looked like a child had drawn it on with a Sharpie—haphazardly scribbled, leaving plenty of gaps. This was very much beyond a receding hairline. This was a type of Baby Trump comb-over. Now, I’m down with whatever people want to do with their look, but this seems like less of a choice than a case of extreme denial. He’s balding, so why won’t he just go bald? I asked hairstylist Mia Santiago of Sharon Dorram at Sally Hershberger in New York City for some advice for dudes who are losing their locks.”